Take anything famous (… we mean anthemic)
Add a manchester beat
Throw in a few mistakes (… to provide some jazz)
A twist of volume
A pinch of mild insanity (… created by boredom at work)
Gallons of lager
Bring to the boil … and serve it up

It's as easy as that …

Serving suggestion:

And what does everyone else think …

"These guys are so under-rehearsed that they have to introduce themselves to each other at the start of a gig … but wow do they transform an evening ..." Some drunken journalist at the end of a gig

"The best sandwich in town …" the Drummer referring to Dickies BLT on Clapham High Road

"Enough raw vocals, class brass and roaring guitar solos to test any decent
pair of ear plugs ... incredible" Medical Journal

"Special thanks to Ben of Subway Sound and Taylor …" both of whom mix a mean filling for a great sandwich ..." The Band

"One of the biggest Thursdays we've ever had …" The Bedford Arms

"It seems that we never pay our bills …" a tacky bar sounding like Rayon